December,January,March,June,October What ever month i wish it was, 1981 Dear Mrs.Bowie #15

December,January,March,June,October What ever month i wish it was, 1981 Dear Mrs.Bowie

Thank you most sincerely (Real) for your letter, which was an education in itself. Like Shakespeare before you, you stir a place in my heart unstirred since, well, I don't have to tell you EVERYTHING, do I? Oh, and thank you for your photo. It came in handy until the plumber arrived it killed everything hehe. Did you know you had a live caterpillar on your lip? Real deco, sweetheart. You could have smiled and made it even more beautiful but it's dreadfully unfashionable, isn't it? Observe the enclosed piccy of your author, disguised as an artiste. This photograph is suitable for framing. Incidentally your real name IS Goddess, isn't it? Everyone in California is either too thin or to fat or terrible. but you are just (PERFECT) Have you got a real Beverly Hills accent? How novel! Why don't you join a traveling circus? I'm honoured that you liked my writing paper. As for your paper, well, it's very blue. Are you really a protestant? How sad. You'll never know the joys of the church in that case? Wouldn't you just LOVE to kiss the Pope's feet? Spider and I? Piffle me girl. There Gops Concorde? Sputter-butter. Vienna? Hogwash. It's a good job you have me around to provide continual cultivation. sorry is just the Morrissey in me. Everybody has a Mozzer in them.
Your mentioning Pernod brings me back to the "You are the Quarry" tour (I discovered they drink then.) These days it's strictly cinzano, or vodra they are (DRINKS) "ANGEL". But yes, I'm missing Mae terribly (Beer? What an insult!) And to think she was only 88...such a waste.
No, I wouldn't wish to terminate our astral relationship. You are, I'll admit, a curious psychological study, and I'm sure you have a sense of humour...somewhere. Nope, we're not close to the blast, so don't worry your little brain. People have been panicking about The Bomb since the early 50's. Things haven't changed.
But if it does drop, well, meet me on the desert shore (as the old song goeth).
Have you ever traveled anywhere overseas? Have you ever been to Manchester? Have you ever been to, or would you like to go to, the boring old Italy? I'm going back there on Jan 15th. Yipee well, I've never been. Away from this godforsaken place. I'll be going to New York first, and then on to Colorado where I'll be living. I'll give you my address there as I hope you'll continue to mesmerize me with your pushing intellect. I'll miss Coronation Street and I'll miss The Simpsons (Yes, I watch it damnit), but I WON'T miss Reality T.V. I hate that so much.
From the desk that Support's my hand to write this letter, Jay

P.S. if she is beautiful, if she's a lesbian, if she's crazy, if she is scary etc, etc. I don't know why so many people don't have the ability to see, the true of beauty that this woman can transmit, after all we are humans and if we could see beyond our hearts there is no skin, no color, no status, no race, just one soul that feels.

Well, Mrs. Cleopatra "As Julia would tell you, occasionally I sing that song in tune, and it's much better..." #14

Well, Mrs. Cleopatra "As Julia would tell you, occasionally I sing that song in tune, and it's much better..."

Here is what burning waxings that presently turn me on (babee);

At Amber (Morrissey)

Leave (R.E.M.)

Seasick, Yet Still Docked (Morrissey)

Rockin in the free World (Neil Young & Pearl Jam)

Sunday (David Bowie)

Love Song For A Vampire (Annie Lennox)

Knives Out (Radiohead)

Fade Into You (Mazzy Star)

Do you get out much? Or do you watch television all week? You really don't tell me much about yourself. Are you catholic,Jewish or what? The questions are getting desperatesville. Who are you anyway? I know absolutely NOTHING about you. Maybe it's just as well, Are you a nice person? Are your parents rich? Do you smoke (I supposed you do)? Failure to answer these questions may result in prosecution. I wish you'd send me not a photo but yourself. I like to see who I'm criticising. Oh well, I'm off upstairs to play "Love Jesus"!

Your good friend of friends, Jay

"Love is a stranger In an open car To tempt you in And drive you far away. Its savage and its cruel And it shines like destruction Comes in like the flood And it seems like religion Its noble and its brutal It distorts and deranges And it wrenches you up And you're left like a Love zombie."

Dear, Founder of Good looks #13

Dear, Founder of Good looks,

Thank you for your letter which had everything I knew it would have with the English language as we know it. I shall light a candle for you this Sunday - how else could you be saved?
This world business is really gripping I just can't wait to get it completed (yawn).
Thank you for the photo. Has anyone ever told you that you look like the FAMOUS you? You sound and look like a real fun kiddo. The postcard was a scream - I feel asleep reading it. Is it too late to ignore your Sounds voice? haha.....
So, you don't think I'm insane? Coming from you this isn't too encouraging (wink,wink). I'm convinced that you're insane just like me. I'm usually right about these things.
Today I bought the "Achtung Baby" by U2. It's a lovely record, but I feel I would enjoy it much more if I had you next to me. Actually, I have your picture. Are YOU "that n' gorgeous"?
I'm sorry the record got lost. That sounds very careless. I wish I could lose mine
What End music doth you dig? I have always considered "NEW ADVENTURES, TEN and VIVA HATE" to be one of the best albums ever, and "Under the influence" is fab too. As for old Uncle Bowie - "Heathen" must be his 'meisterwork' Im too into it. As for 'BICAMERAL' (everyone knows what this means, schmock-face), why not observe the run-off of 'Boy's Keep Swinging'? Heavens above!
Don't tell me you take acid! or have you? I might have known you're so typically 1980,90's. As for the "??? for me", well, such things are beneath discussion. I supposed you like "sex" too, and masturbate to pictures of oh! SO typical.
Since you so politely ask, in my spare time I waltz around sunny wanna be Manchester in Los Angeles looking sultry, overeducated, and kinda deco (whatever that means). I consider it my only real purpose in life to look as bored as humanly possible. I'm SO old-fashioned. are you the same in so many ways we are the same. and i don't even like you sonny/Penny Lane/Marie Antoinette/Miss. Gold/Founder of Goodlooks/ANGEL. so many names for you and more to come....

What ever people say I am, that's what I'm not, Forever, Jay

P.S. The neverending of you, has gone to an all time high.....

Well Miss. Gold #12

Well Miss. Gold,

Fancy seeing you here. Surprise, surprise... as always, is the sight of the night... How are you?
What would you like to know about Brasil, you beautiful song? Don't tell me you've never been! you should see my face as i said that haha... Every empty soul has been to Brasil (and incidentally, only the uneducated say "Brazil", the hip lingo specialists say "Brasilia", baby.)
What are your favorite films? What's your fave color? Answers on a postcard please.
As for your medical dentist, I just hope it turns out to be pornographic. Why don't you send me a nice photograph? Isn't that what we're supposed to do?
Well, I don't know if you read the music press but if you do, you will know... (Morrissey 'You know him, that singer we both love') said "Am I really so obvious? Yesss..." so MORRISSEY LIKE.....funny!
Thank you for listening. Thank you for standing while you read this. I know how you just hate to sit... but you have to be up for work tomorrow... (no! yes!) You have to be at McDonald's sharp to eat flesh... oh yes!" Thank you for being so kind... Please, don't forget me, don't forget Pres. Bush, don't forget Ophelia, don't forget Jesus, don't forget Bowie, AND PLEASE don't forget Morrissey. I love you!"

-no one in particular, but include, Jay

Dear Marie Antoinette., Queen of France and of Navarre #11

Dear Marie Antoinette., Queen of France and of Navarre.

So pleased that you enjoyed my last letter/ text. Why don't you just admit that every word I write fascinates you? It would save so much time. The nicest thing I can say about you is that you exist. I consider it my puristic duty as self-elected chairman of our National League of Deceny to cultivate your mind at once. My only fear is that it may already be too late...
It was a terrible blow to hear that you actually worked my god why?. I didn't think anyone did so anymore. It's so old-fashioned to work. I'd much rather lounge about the house all day looking fascinating. I'd rather look fascinating than have a permanent income. Am I insane?
It was very considerate of your parents to make you so well, I add perfect. Are they fond of little gorgeous thing? And as for your being the youngest child, well, don't you know that "THE YOUNGEST IS THE MOST LOVED" I like Radiohead also, especially the OK computer & Pablo Honey and 'Natalie Merchant'. Also, Simon. I love 'Bookends', it must be his best album ever. I have most of their stuff, and I've seen them 3 times. met him too.

Your interest in autolux is surely the result of having nothing to do. I still love you. I hate, loathe, detest, abhor, abominate, cannot stand or abide Miss Mariah Carry. To me, all electronic music is just a sad accident well not Depeche Mode, they are good. So, you had an "exciting package from me "; The one I send via mail. did you tell your friend that you had an exciting gift from me? Of course you did!
You ask if I'm interested in Art. Well, there's art and there's Art. Do you mean paintings, or creative writing? I am interested in films which are Art to me, and also, BOOKS, and some 'music'...
It's interesting about your friend Jen, a big Morrissey fan. Are all your friends like this? Incidentally a fan?, I saw you on facebook last week - but why did you choose the name d.gold? It's nice of you to bring Morrissey's writimg up to my level, but he really doesn't deserve it. And why do you say you like "MIA" why? she's so far from good. "It was really nice knowing you" so many ?'s....

Write soon please, there's a good boy here that can't wait to read.
Sometime in the late '90s, Jay

P.S. your royal palace is so therapeutic

So Mrs. Penny Lane #10

So Mrs. Penny Lane

You say you listen to "electronic bands". Does that mean every and cut-copy? If so, it was very nice knowing you...
Besides Bowie, I dribble over Morrissey, Gaz, Alain, Boz, Spencer. Have you heard these people? I know you have I'm just being silly! with you silly!
Do you get many replies to your fab eyes? Anyone as fascinating as me? Don't answer that.
Did you see vintage Bowie on the R,S, 70's review? we are to young for that and I know Bowie is not big on you but, I still like to bring up his name as if you didn't know that by now. Almost funny if the rest of the programme wasn't such an obvious self-gratification slot for Mother Harris. Nice to see R.E.M., do you like R.E.M? and weren't Roxy Music just Fab City?
So, which is your most treasured Morrissey waxing? Or is it possible to say? See, a whole 1/4 page without an insult! "Ah's losin' mah touch" as the late great Tallulah Bankhead once said. "Is all life sad?" as the late great Jayne Mansfield said. "Bye, bye, poncho!" I said that silly.
I'm glad you enjoyed me in Rebel Without A Cause, if I was ever in it.

Love & trash, Jay - from the world that spins in a way i cant feel

P.S. Did you see the reviews our beloved Morrissey is getting on this tour? I almost feel bad for him. it must be that hard to go up against music that sells, what a terrible generation it is now. do you agree?

P.P.S. There is not one bad picture of you is there......

Dear Angel #9

Dear Angel,

I thank you for your smile, Sunny.

I was--on my way to see you because I knew you would be there.......God, I thought I was gonna have an ocean.....to think about what I wanted to say to you, and I needed to say. I used to believe -- well I mean I, still do. That if you give something or someone your all, your best, everything you have, It doesn't matter if you win or loose. As long as you risked everything, put everything out there for that one shoot of happiness, eternal love. And I think I know I have done that. I did it in my life. I did it....with my heart. And I want it with you. I wanna hold you You may not believe that. And the day I say that I don't need you, that's the day that I will need you the most and I know you will feel the same. Because you too will need me the most. I had a night that should have been the biggest night of my life, and it wasn't because you weren't there. The piece to my puzzle was missing, you complete me, you surround me. So I just wanted to tell you, Not so you change your mind or keep you from going'. But just that you know -- that I know. That I need you....... You know I've seen Scarey Bowie 2 times, or more I think, but really, and I can't even remember because all I can remember is my visit to your home. However, the fact remains that I have (and, as the great Dr. Phyliss Chessler M.D. once said, "facts speak louder than statistics".) I saw Him first on July 9, 2000, and last on september 8, 2007. Why is it so impossible?

From this end always, Jay